SExy Sunday - Sizzles and Fizzles...

With Ange, Boobies, and Zombie Housewife! If you haven't read their blogs yet, you should. I'm super serial...

This weeks topic: Things I wish my partner knew about what turns me on, and what doesn't.  Discuss things that your partner does to turn you on.  Things you WISH your partner would do to turn you on, and things your partner does to turn you on, but you wish he wouldn't because it doesn't turn you on.

If you're friends or family, under 18,  or are generally offended by such topics, it's advisable you return another day..




I'm squeezing in time for this because like small businesses, I support small memes. Plus, these ladies write some of my most favorite-est blogs and I ♥ them even though I lack contact with them.

Anyway. On to the sexy...

There really isn't one thing that he does that turns me on. It all depends on what I'm in the mood for. And even that changes. Although it isn't too often. I can go months of gentle touching and whatnot and be one happy mama. But I eventually get bored with it and want a savage lover. Generally, I prefer the gentler side since I've had years of the rougher sex prior to Dan.

I wish he got into bondage more. We spent a pretty good amount of money on some stuff and it'd be nice to use it more than maybe once a fucking year...And I wish he'd choke me harder. I know he's afraid of hurting me and all, but a choke is like a handshake. No one wants to shake hands with a dead fish...

I wish he would be a bit more adventurous more often. This covers a lot of things. Since we almost always have sex in our bedroom due to wandering children who are always home, changing things up more often would be nicer. 

I wish he wouldn't sometimes shove his tongue down my throat when he kisses me. He has a big tongue, I have a small mouth, and it makes me feel like I'm about to throw up. 

There's something else....but I forgot. And we're about to leave. Shit.