Fawk You Friday

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Fawk you uterus for bleeding at random times. I went through this for over a year after I had Dilli and apparently I get to go through it again. As if it wasn't difficult enough for me to get laid with two kids and a baby in the house as it is, you gotta throw in some random bleeding as well. And it's not like you give me a warning either - you just show the fuck up.

Fawk you Dan for thinking that I have all the time in the world just because I stay home all day and things aren't always clean. I know you realize the baby is literally almost always attached to me. So, either you think that I am a fucking magician and can make the mess magically disappear or you don't think that I deserve some "me" time. Well, no. You think that I have "me" time all day. I regret to inform you that I don't consider having someone attached to me as "me" time. I must be a selfish bitch. You make just as big a mess as the kids - I don't care what you think. The mess that your air pellet guns leave behind doesn't pick itself up, neither do the wrappers and shit you're too fucking lazy to reach over and throw away.

Fawk you boobs for being barely functional. You guys apparently don't fill the baby up like you should because she's always hungry. You also don't like to be pumped either. Or hand expressed. What are you good for then? What, being big and under-appreciated by my husband? Sticking your hand down my cleavage and shaking them isn't my idea of sexy. I know you think it's funny sweetie, but it just tickles. And do you know how hard it is to find a size 38G bra that isn't fucktarded ugly?

Fuck you to the little shits at my daughter's school. She isn't "weird" she's just different and probably has Aspberger's. Thanks to you, my daughter doesn't want to go to school anymore. Quit picking on her before her mama's ghetto side opens up on ya ass. A great majority of you are going to grow up to be douche bags because your pansy ass parents just let you do whatever the hell you want.

Which brings me to...Fawk you to mental disabilities and disorders. I don't think I need to elaborate on this one.